A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his ...

Music Puns Quotes

1. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”

2. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it already had drumsticks.

3. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.

4. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.

5. What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?

Koala Rae Jepsen.

Her most popular song?

“Koala Me Maybe”.

6. What do you call a beta wolf.

A sub-woofer.

7. Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?

A: Something catchy!

8. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

9. Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?

10. What do ghosts dance to?

Soul music.

11. What is Beethoven doing now?

De-composing.

12. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”

13. Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide?

He didn’t even leave a note.

14. What do you call a musician with problems?

A trebled man.

15. What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.