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1. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”


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2. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it already had drumsticks.


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3. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.


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4. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.


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5. What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?

Koala Rae Jepsen.

Her most popular song?

“Koala Me Maybe”.


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6. What do you call a beta wolf.

A sub-woofer.


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7. Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?

A: Something catchy!


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8. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.


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9. Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?


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10. What do ghosts dance to?

Soul music.


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11. What is Beethoven doing now?

De-composing.


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12. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”


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13. Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide?

He didn’t even leave a note.


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14. What do you call a musician with problems?

A trebled man.


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15. What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.


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