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1. A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy


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2. You're my butter half.


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3. We go together like Waffles and Butter.


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4. Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter


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5. Q:how do you know that there is an elephant in the fridge?

A:By the footprints on the butter


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6. What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?


You deserve butter.


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7. How do you get a raise at the bread factory?

Butter up your boss.


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8. Life is butter with you ...


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9. Did you hear the joke about butter?

Well , I'm not going to spread it.


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10. A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy


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11. My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.


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12. Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?

Because he wanted to look sharp.


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13. Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.


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14. I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”


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15. Butter late than never


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16. You're my Butter Half.


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17. Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.


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