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1. A boy goes up to a girl in a disco and says “Would you like to dance?” She says yes.

He says “great, can I have your chair then?”


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2. I take limbo dancing so seriously that I’d bend over backwards to win a competition.


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3. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid?

It said twist to open.


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4. Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.


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5. What sort of dancing goes on in a baker’s shop?

Abundance.


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6. What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baaa-lerina.


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7. Where does a snowman dance?

At a snowball.


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8. What sort of mushroom likes to dance?

A fungi to be with.


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9. A boy goes up to a girl in a disco and says “Would you like to dance?” She says yes.

He says “great, can I have your chair then?”


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10. Wanted to learn to dance so started with salsa I wanted something I could dip in to.


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