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1. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.


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2. "...it is not the eyes that grow blind, but it is the hearts which are in the breasts that grow blind."'

[Quran- 22:46]

- God


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3. In the kingdom of the blind, one-eyed man is the King.


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4. don't allow someone to treat you poorly just because you love them


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5. A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.


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6. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.


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7. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.


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8. “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind”

The Midsummer Night's Dream - Act 1, Scene 1

- Shakespeare


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9. “Love is blind, and lovers cannot see, The pretty follies that themselves commit.”

The Merchant of Venice - Act 2, Scene 6

- Shakespeare


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10. Don't be mad I don't care anymore.

Be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it.


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11. KINDNESS is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

- Mark Twain


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