A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a s ...
1. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
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2. "...it is not the eyes that grow blind, but it is the hearts which are in the breasts that grow blind."'
3. In the kingdom of the blind, one-eyed man is the King.
4. don't allow someone to treat you poorly just because you love them
5. A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
6. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
7. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
8. “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind”
The Midsummer Night's Dream - Act 1, Scene 1
9. “Love is blind, and lovers cannot see, The pretty follies that themselves commit.”
The Merchant of Venice - Act 2, Scene 6
10. Don't be mad I don't care anymore.
Be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it.
11. KINDNESS is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.