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1. A: *Answers phone.* Hello?
B: It's [B].
A: What did s/he do this time?
B: No, it's me, [B]. It's actually me.
A: What did you do this time?

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B: No, we didn't.
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B: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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B: It's [B].
A: What did s/he do this time?
B: No, it's me, [B]. It's actually me.
A: What did you do this time?

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B: And you came to me?

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A: E?
B: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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23. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
B: Lunch.
A: No, like long term.
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24. A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
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25. A: I trusted you!
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26. A, texting B: A theif.
B: Thief?
A: Theif.
B: I before E except after C.
A: Thceif.
B: No.

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It would be nice if I didn’t have to.

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