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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife: "Don't tempt me to make

2. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:

"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world L

3. #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion

I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world
Life Islamic, it's fantastic!
You can't see my hair
Or touch me anywhere
Submission to Allah, not his creation
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
No no no nooo
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
NO Harami! You Harami!

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - *Results Day* Mum: What did you get? Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20

4. *Results Day*

Mum: What did you get?
Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20
"And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion."

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - #Islam101 Hey do you speak Islam? Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimst

5. #Islam101

Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - That Hijab bun... is tooo damn high!

6. That Hijab bun...

is tooo damn high!

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos

7. Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don't know what shaytanic questions you're about to see...

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah - "I want someone who wi

8. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -

"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".

How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Me: *buys black scarf* Family: "You already have a hundred other black sca

9. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - #HijabiProblems Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your

10. #HijabiProblems

Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - I don't always wear a Hijab But when I do, it is with a Tight top and sk

11. I don't always wear a Hijab

But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny jeans.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence

12. InshaAllah (noun):

A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.

*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Post-Iftar Pregnancy

13. Post-Iftar Pregnancy

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our

14. My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you can keep it. It's hot where you are going."

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - We're allowed to marry 4, But I don't think that's necessary because you a

16. We're allowed to marry 4,
But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alla

17. When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin used to show Jasmine the world.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - People: You are allowed to drive? Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride her

18. People: You are allowed to drive?

Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair. Me: Si

19. People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.

Me: Sis, we're Muslim, not cave women.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Halal.... Is it Meat you are looking for?

20. Halal....

Is it Meat you are looking for?

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they a

21. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and successful.

*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - People: What's under your niqab? Me: My face. What's under your makeup?

22. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

23. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - Peppa Pig: Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my fam

24. Peppa Pig:
Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But re

25. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.

*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal* "Istikhara says No"

26. *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal*

"Istikhara says No"

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc.

27. About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no one bats an eye.

During Eid Al Adha, Muslims sacrifice them to feed poor people and everyone loses their mind.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.

28. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan Family: HAHAHAHAHA Friends: HAHA

29. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan

Family: HAHAHAHAHA
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA

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*Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories. - She: How was my cooking? Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan

30. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.

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