“Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.”

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1. “Dad, how do stars die?”
– “Usually an overdose.”


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2. Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject


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3. “Dad, how do stars die?”
– “Usually an overdose.”


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4. Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma
Mom: shut up and keep digging


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5. Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas


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6. Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.


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7. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.


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8. How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.


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9. Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs


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10. I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.


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11. How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?

Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.


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12. My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.


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13. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.


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14. What is the most expensive haircut
Chemotherapy


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15. What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.


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16. The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.


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17. When you wish upon a star...
you're actually a few million years late.

The star is dead.

Just like your dreams.


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